Hollywood Offender

Another Renee Western

Renee Zellweger stars in another western Appolloza.. I smell another Oscar.

"Leatherheads" Premiere: Renee And George And Sarah Makes Three

All involved parties showed up fo the "Leatherheads" premiere in Hollywood last night.  Of course, Renee Zelleweger and George Clooney...and George's other half of the past few months, Sarah Larson.  I'm kind of surprised she's lasted this long but, then again, I'm not.  I get the feeling George likes plucking these girls out of relative obscurity because there's less mess to handle when he's ready to move on.  I mean, you date an Aniston and you're guaranteed to have to deal with not only all her drama, but all the tabloid attention a pairing like that would entail.  So George picks a Vegas party girl, gets some attention, but it's not suffocating.  Then when he cuts and runs, she's probably just grateful she got to go to a few Hollywood premieres and got some fun trips out of it.

Or, you know, it could be true love.  My gut is not an exact science, people.

Anyway, this movie.  I have to say, though it's getting some good, early reviews, I have no interest.  Which surprises me as I usually want to see George's movies.  But, this?  I just get a 'meh' vibe from it.  Maybe it's the whole notion of resurrecting the whole screwball comedy angle, maybe it's Renee's squinty face or John Krasinski's rubber one, but I think I'll pass.

Oh, one last thing: doesn't the above picture look like a man, his bored, aging wife and the man's mistress?  I'll leave it to you to puzzle out who's who in my scenario.

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Renee Zellweger: Leatherface Promotes Leatherheads

Alright, I exaggerated...but not by much.  For all the talk Nicole Kidman gets for injecting a multitude of, well, let's just call them treatments--into her face, what is going on with Renee's?  The forehead is smooth as a baby's ass, and then from the squinty eyes down she looks so old.  She's not even forty yet--what happened?  My mom looks better and she's about 25 years older. It seems like just yesterday she was all apple-cheeked and youthful looking, albeit squinty, and now this.  I'm going to blame the extreme dieting she's done.  That'll wreak havoc on a person's skin.

So, Renee's out on the stump for "Leatherheads," starring her and George Clooney.  I do love me some George Clooney.  Still.  That's going to be one hard habit to break.  I gave my heart to Dr. Doug Ross fourteen years ago and my love has hardly lessened.  Sigh.

Oh, yeah, and John "The Office" Krasinski is also in this movie. Everyone goes apeshit over this guy and I find him so blah.  No sex appeal, a weirdly assymetrical face and just goofy-looking.  And here's my other deep, dark secret: while I enjoy "The Office," I cannot stand--cannot STAND--Jim and Pam.  Or, as they're collecting known, Jam.  I'd like to Jam them up the writers' asses, but I don't think that's what the moniker is supposed to convey.  That show is all about Michael and Dwight for me.  Dwichael rules!

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Tom Brady Plays Dad - I'm Not Obsessed

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Jerry Seinfeld Attends "Bee Movie" Premiere

Jerry Seinfeld waves to photogs and fans as he and wife Jessica attend the premiere of the "Bee Movie" in Los Angeles over the weekend.  You know, I used to like Jerry, but these days? Not so much.  As for his wife, it's simple: I've never liked her - at all.

Speaking of Jessica, the Huffington Post has a great post written by Katherine Thomson, who wonders if the Mrs. minds very much that Jerry is promoting McDonald's, all the while touting the deliciousness of such delicacies as brownies made with spinach - one of her many recipes featured in her new book, "Deceptively Delicious."

Among those who attended the Bee gig; Renee Zellweger, Nicole Sheridan and of course, The Bee.

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