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Pam In LA

Pam Anderson is ready for their close-up Thursday in Los Angeles at the opening party for photographer pal David LaChapelle's exhibition of his new single large-format image "The Rape of Africa," which features supermodel.

Knee Socks

The Hottie Pamela Anderson in a tutu and knee socks!  makes a splash Friday on the runway of Vivienne Westwood's show at La Place Vendóme during Paris Fashion Week.

Friends... No

  Don't expect the crazy exes Kid Rock and Pam Anderson to buddy up to one another any time soon.

Pam Anderson

Also attending Westwood's London show,it;s Pam Anderson the blonde bombshell showcased her famous curves in one of the designer's glittering minidresses

Pamela Anderson: Now A U.S. Citizen

Pamela Anderson donned her red, white, and blue bikini and has become a U.S. citizen.  Now we're never getting rid of her, are we?   Not only that, but we should all get ready for her to storm Washington, D.C.:

“Being a citizen excites me not just because I can vote, but because I can crack the whip on Capitol Hill to defend animals.”

I think she means that literally.  I could see her wielding her whip while wearing a skintight leather catsuit as she lobbied Congress to stop animal testing on mascara.  I mean, she must know she's a parody of herself by now, right?  There has to be that self-awareness, doesn't there?  Because, though I know she's a big PETA supporter and that's a great cause, the woman is a trainwreck. 

And, oh god, I just realized.  All you Congressmen?  Don't get ensnared in her boobalicious web.  She likes to get married...but don't expect anything out of it other than a few stories in the tabloids and a bill for alimony when she files for divorce 2 months later.

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Pamela Anderson Gets Another Television Show

According to E! Online, Pamela Anderson is to going to star in a new documentary-style television series, afterall.

The show, called simply, "Pamela," which is being produced by the makers of "The Eyes of Tammy Faye" and "Inside Deep Throat," {insert jokes here} is set for a summer debut.

Randy Barbato, who is executive producing the show, says in essence, the show really isn't about much at all:

"'Pamela' will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series. The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today's most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film."

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Pam Anderson Wants An Annulment

Remember in December when Pamela Anderson decided that enough was enough and filed for divorce from Rick Solomon...her husband of two months.  Can't say she didn't try, huh?  Well, she's changed her mind, People reports.  Sort of.  Now Pam just wants the whole thing to go away and has filed for an annulment on the grounds of "fraud."

Fraud?  Did she say fraud?  There's a certain irony to the woman with more fake parts than real claiming the dude she married on a 90-minute break in between her Vegas magic shows somehow faked her out.  Oh, yeah, the same guy who made a sex tape with Paris Hilton and proceeded to put it up for sale.  What did he do?  Lie and say he was Jewish when he wasn't?  I mean, his history is kind of right there to see.  Of course, that would mean Pam would have to actually think clearly for a stretch of more than 10 minutes at a time.

It's a sad, scary world when people ask Tommy Lee, "how did you put up with this flake?"

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