Jennifer Aniston Wants Owen Wilson's Sperm
It's been awhile since there was a "Jen Aniston really wants babies" story, so I guess this was past due. And, oh look--not look after Brangelina's pregnancy has become obvious to all. What a coincidence! This one is good, too, as it's not just some random schlub or no-name who's allegedly being eyed by Jen as her potential baby-daddy. No, this time it's her "Marley and Me" co-star, Owen Wilson. Like the poor guy hasn't had a bad enough year as is, now he's got to contend with this.
So, the story, per that always reliable source OK! magazine (it's the exclamation point that gives it credibility), that as she nears her fortieth birthday, Jen is desperately seeking sperm and she's narrowed down her search to two men: nobody Brian Bouma, a key grip she met while filming her last movie in Vancouver, and Owen. Per a source:
"Both men have some of Jen's favorite qualities: Brian has the height and looks, while Owen can make her laugh. Either one would be a good choice for Jen."
On the one hand, I'd say go for the looks and height. On the other, any child of hers is gonna need a good sense of humor and lord knows she doesn't have one, so a child who can appreciate irony would probably be best. Too bad the story is most likely bunk, as the notion of Jen auditioning guys for this part of a lifetime is most amusing. Almost as funny as her still needing to float the idea that she really and truly wants kids. We believe you, Jen, really. It's OK, just relax.
