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Nice Shorts Mayer

The mercury's rising, and so are the hemlines! John Mayer isn't afraid to show a little – or a lot! – of leg as he gets ready to set sail aboard the Mayercraft, the singer's now-annual cruise to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, for four nights of partying.

Sails High

He's ready to set sail! John Mayer hits the red carpet Thursday on the new Carnival Splendor ship in San Pedro, Calif., for his One Splendid Evening concert. The event, which benefited the VH1 Save the Music Foundation, was the prelude to the singer's four-day music cruise to Mexico.

Hold Me

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston hold each other tight at the Vanity Fair Oscar bash inside the Sunset Hotel in Hollywood. The star arrived at the party after presenting on the Oscars stage.

John Mayer

John Mayer started off the night by playfully grabbing the microphone of a reporter from the Tyra Banks Show to announce his own "talk show is going to be called John!"

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer at Hard Rock Calling in London

Jennifer Aniston photographs boyfriend John Mayer from the side of the stage on day 1 of Hard Rock Calling in Hyde Park, located in London, over the weekend.

Is Cameron Diaz Engaged?

Cameron Diaz set tongues wagging when she sported a dazzling bauble on her wedding finger during an outing to a California restaurant.

Diaz, who has previously been romantically involved with singer Justin Timberlake and actor Jared Leto, recently began dating model Paul Sculfor.

Sculfor reportedly dated actress Jennifer Aniston earlier this year. Aniston is now dating another reputed Diaz ex, singer John Mayer.

The New York Daily News said Diaz made no attempt to hide the eye-catching ring when she left Santa Monica's Nobu restaurant this week, igniting speculation she and her new beau may be engaged.

Jennifer Aniston's Hot Sex Life With John Mayer

You know how you can tell Angelina Jolie must be near her due date?  The stories about Jennifer Aniston's hot sex life with John Mayer start cropping up.  Not that I'm saying Jen is still bitter about the whole "my husband dumped me for the sexiest woman alive" thing, but...oh, wait, that's exactly what I'm saying.

So, yeah, apparently Johniston (ugh, seriously?) are hearing the call of the wild with their newfound passion for each other.  Per a source:

"She is having the best sex of her life with John, and she's loving every minute of it."

Not to nitpick, but why does the "source" need to add that Jen is loving great sex?  Shouldn't that be a given?  Regardless, the source does say Johnny Boy likes to bring props to bed, including whipped cream, feathers, and ice cubes.  Too bad for her no umbrellas.  And I hope that's fat-free whipped cream, or Jen will have to start spending 26 hours a day in the gym.

Oh, and John is also into a little fantasy play.

"John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen.  She was a little resistant at first, but now you couldn't wipe the smile off her face if you tried."

And now that we've heard all we need to know about Jen's sex life, can we start the countdown clock on when these two will break up?

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More Evidence Jessica Simpson And Tony Romo Are Finito

Question: How much chatter does there have to be before a rumor becomes fact - or at least urban legend?  The Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo breakup stories keep coming fast and furious; where there's that much smoke...

The latest whisper comes from The Dallas Morning News, which cites not one - but two sources close to the couple who say the break-up rumors are true - so it doesn't matter that their reps keep denying it, doesn't matter that supposedly Tony will be with Jessica at sister Ashlee's wedding to Pete Wentz this Saturday.  Nope - they're done.

Further proof--or "proof," if you prefer--came on Wednesday when Tony was approached by newspaper reporters and commented:

"I'm not talking about Jessica."

I mean, I grant you: she's not the most fascinating person to talk about, but if you were still with someone wouldn't you want to address it, rather than not talk about it? 

Poor Jess.  All this on top of a week when her ex, John Mayer, is making news by making out with Jennifer Aniston.

Talk about adding insult to injury.

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I Spy: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer At "Marley & Me" Wrap Party

Jen and John arrived together at the "Marley & Me" wrap party, which was held at Nikki Beach in Coconut Grove on Saturday in Miami, where the rocker was scheduled to perform.

Mayer has pretty much confirmed the truth to the rumors that the pair are now "more than just friends," after he spoke last week at the New York's Costume Institute Gala, saying:

"You know what I did? I looked at it (the reports) and I said, 'That's about right.' What am I going to say, 'That's not me?'"

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John Mayer Says "Everything's Cool" With Jennifer Aniston

While Jennifer Aniston continued to work on her tan down in Miami, John Mayer was working the red carpet at last night's Costume Institute Gala.  And to the surprise of possibly a few pre-school children in Albuquerque--but no one else--he was asked what's going on between he and his newly acquired "friend."

"Listen, this is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control.  This is me living my life."

I smell a new song!  He also claims that those shots of the two sunbathing were taken with a high-powered lens and that he doesn't "fault anybody."  Well, of course not!  Not when Jennifer probably gave the OK for them. 

But then he added my favorite comment of, well, at least the week.

"There are much worse problems in the world. Everything's cool!"

Really, multi-millionaire musician?  Thanks for telling me that.  I've been sitting here stressing and thinking, "Man, how is John handling all this attention?"  I'm so glad to hear you're cool.  You tool.

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