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Demi Moore documents her adventures Monday in Beaulieu-sur-Mer, France, with daughter Scout (not pictured) as she goes! The actress visited the Matisse museum and Gran Caffe, and recorded her travels in real time on her official Twitter account.

Daily Offenders

Sarah Jessica Parker: Tranny Prostitute - Agent Bedhead

Hayden's Got a Cause - Dlisted

Britney Dons Her Boa and Goes Shopping - A Socialite's Life

Does Paris Like Girls Now? - Daily Stab

The Best and Worst Of The SAG Awards - Celebitchy

Charlize Theron Is Going To Harvard - Celebrity Nation

Eddie Murphy Resurfaces In Vegas - Holy Candy

Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds Split...After 2 Weeks

Hilarious!  A mere two weeks after their totally not-legal "spiritual ceremony" in Bora Bora, and after they sold all the photos to magazines, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are splitting up.  Damn!  I had March in the pool.  Per a joint statement released to People:

"After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further.  While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”

He probably didn't want to give up any of his money that a legal marriage might force him to...not to mention giving up his rumored extra-curricular activities.  Allegedly.  I'm sure he'll contend to his dying day that he really was just being a good citizen when he picked up that transvestite hooker.  Sure.  Happens ALL the time.

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Eddie Murphy Ties The Knot

Now this is whoring out the wedding!  Less than 24 hours after getting married, People magazine has all the details of Eddie Murphy's sunset New Year's Day wedding to Tracey Edmonds.  Tom Cruise would be proud.

The wedding took place on a private island off Bora Bora and was attended by 25 friends and family.  Edmonds wore "a custom designed form-fitting dress by stylist and designer Sugia Nazel and Jill Barraci, designer and owner of Baracci boutique."  And that little plug probably got her the gown for free. 

Donkey wore a cream suit and vest with an off-white hankerchief.  They gave their bridal party gold and diamond earrings for the women and watches for the men.  The wedding cake was by Perfect Endings, in Napa, Ca., the wedding designed and created by event designer, Colin Cowie, and DJ'd by Darrin Ebron. 

And do you think they could get anymore product placement in the day?  I'm surprised there weren't details about the caterer and who provided the champagne.  Then, again, Eddie's got lots of child support to pay--he can't be shelling out all his Shrek money on a wedding.  He saves that for the divorce costs.

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Daily Offenders

Mischa Barton Still Has New Year's Eve Plans - Just Jared

John Mayer Ponders Semantics - Agent Bedhead

Jessica Simpson: Box Office Poison - The Superficial

Johnny Depp Hates Horses - ICYDK

Is Eddie Murphy Getting Married This Weekend? - Dlisted

New Couple Alert: David Spade and Jenna Fischer - Celebitchy

Britney Has a Heavy Foot - Hollywood Rag

Eddie Murphy Calls Scary A Liar

Well, not in so many words, but he might as well have.  Just a couple days after Melanie Brown and her lawyer held a press conference saying Donkey hadn't paid a cent of child support, Murphy shot back on Friday to the tune of "Nuh-uh."  His rep said that Eddie:

"acknowledges paternity of the child Angel, and has paid child support to Ms. Brown as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy."

Just out of the kindness of his heart, I suppose.  After months and months of first denying he was the father and then stonewalling taking a paternity test.  If that's true he should just produce the canceled checks.   How 'bout it, Ed?

Furthermore, he said Brown was lying when she said the baby was planned:

"Mr. Murphy and Ms. Brown dated very briefly and never made any plans of ANY sort."

He's making it sound like he took her to dinner once or twice and she tricked him into impregnating her--when the fact is that they took a "family vacation" together to Hawaii last August with five of his seven children (well, now eight).  It was obviously a little more than just some drive-by knock up.  There's a liar in this scenario, but I don't think it's Scary.

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Scary To Eddie: Do The Right Thing

Eddie Murphy better just face it: he's not getting out of this one.  Mel B.--though she'll always be Scary Spice to me--held a press conference with her lawyer, Gloria "oh, dear god, her again?" Allred today to talk about her paternity "issues" with Murphy in regard to Angel Iris Murphy Brown, now 4 months old. 

Per Allred, Donkey hasn't paid Scary a cent in child support so they're going to petition the courts "to decide what is reasonable." A paternity case has been filed against Murphy to legally establish he is the baby daddy.

"Murphy was promising to do the right thing, but to date he has not done the right thing.  Mr. Murphy can have all the babies he chooses to have, but his responsibility needs to be to his own children. [Brown] is seeking sole physical and legal custody."

In other words: pay up, deadbeat.  She also addressed Murphy's recent engagement to Tracey Edmonds, saying:

"He bought a big diamond ring for his new fianceé.  It is nice to be generous to others, but what about his own baby?"

So...PAY UP, DEADBEAT!  Man, he's really trying to weasel out of this, isn't he?  He made good money for those "Shrek" movies; time to give lil' Murphy Brown her fair share.

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Scary Spice Plays Hardball

Eddie Murphy probably hoped Melanie Brown would just quietly keep her mouth shut about him,--even after he denied fathering her daughter--take his money and go away.  Clearly,  he was wrong.  In a new interview with "Essence" magazine the Spice Girl says not only was the pregnancy planned, the couple was planning to get married.

"This wasn't some random, 'Oops I fell over and I'm pregnant.' I don't live my life like that. I'm a responsible parent and have been a responsible single parent since I got divorced."

She says she got knocked up by Eddie's potent sperm almost immediately and then sat back in shock when he denied, on Dutch television, that the baby was his.  But, now, she's dropping some hints about Murphy's lifestyle that fall under "you mess with me, I tell your secrets."

"There were certain things that went on in his house with his lifestyle that I wasn't prepared to be a part of.  I have a baby with this guy so I have to be somewhat respectful. I'll simply say that there were lifestyle changes that he would have to make if we were going to live together and do it properly."

Oooh, tell more, Mel.  Was it hookers who had a little something going on under their skirts, if you know what I mean (and I think you do)?  "Lifestyle changes"...HA!

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DNA Proves Eddie Murphy Is the Baby Daddy

The DNA test that Eddie Murphy took on June 11th proves he is the father of Melanie Brown's 2-month old daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown.  Time's up, Donkey.

"He's the baby's father, it's official.  The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his."

Which is what Scary Spice said all along, only to have Murphy basically call her a faithless tramp while she was pregnant--and after he dumped her--by saying he didn't know if the kid was his and only a blood test would determine that.  Then, when the baby was born, he dragged his feet on getting said test.  What a prince!

Let's see if Eddie really does "the right thing" now--as he said he would after if Angel turned out to be his.  I foresee a photo op in the very near future of him being "caught" going to meet his daughter.

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Has Eddie Murphy Just Given Up?

I know that the dude was pissed that he didn't win an Oscar for "Dreamgirls," but is signing up to do yet another terrible movie the answer? 

The Hollywood Reporter has Donkey attached to a big-screen adaption of "Fantasy Island," in which he'll play multiple parts. 

Oh my god, is he actively trying to make me hate him?  First there was "Norbit;" then he stormed out of the Oscar ceremony when he didn't win, followed by the whole "I'm Not Your Baby Daddy" shit with Scary Spice.  I'm fast forgetting how much I loved all those great old "Saturday Night Live" bits and now he's just becoming the most annoying actor (EVE...no, not EVER--not as long as Maverick is still lighting up my screen) in Hollywood.