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Drew at Garden Party

Drew Barrymore and Co star are in BFF mode at HBO's 1960s-themed poolside Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton restaurant. www.mantelfactory.com

Daily Offenders

Lisa Marie Presley's Looking a Little Rough - A Socialite's Life

Simon Cowell Likes His Botox - Agent Bedhead

Kate Hudson Is Clearly Not Pregnant - IDLYITW

Katie Holmes Copies Posh's Look Then Calls Her Trashy? Oh-kayyy - Celebitchy

J. Lo's Twins Already Ridiculously Pampered - Hollywood Rag

Drew Barrymore Has Deep Pockets - Gabsmash

Scarlett Johansson Auctions Off Herself - Celebrity Nation

Daily Offenders

Rachel Bilson Is Very Patriotic - A Socialite's Life

Britney's Looking At Pregnancy Tests? God Help Us All! - Hollywood Rag

Jennifer Love Hewitt Might Get Her Own Talk Show - Celebitchy

Is David Spade Going To Be a Daddy? - The Superficial

Johnny Depp Gives Back - Gabsmash

Oprah's On Her Way To World Domination - Holy Candy

Drew Barrymore Adds Another Line To Her Resume: Director - PopSugar

Daily Offenders

Jessica Biel Doesn't Take Lip From Anyone - Holy Candy

Drew Barrymore's Bar Fight - ICYDK

Britney's Children Take a Bite Out Of Each Other - A Socialite's Life

Posh Is In The Bag - Mollygood

Is Xtina Already a Mommy? - The Superficial

Rosie and Elizabeth Proclaim Peace - Ayyyy!

Johnny Depp Loves Old Hollywood - Celebitchy

Let Reese Witherspoon Pick Up The Tab

Reese Witherspoon is the highest paid actress in Hollywood, with an asking price between $15 and $20 million per picture.  You know what this means: Jakey's getting something good in his stocking this Christmas.  Maybe a G.I. Joe action figure or a gift certificate to a day spa or something.  What?  He's well-rounded.

In second place was Angelina Jolie, whose got the same asking price, but came in second because she *only* got a paltry $8 million for her supporting role in "Beowulf."  With all those kids, good thing Brad's bringing in the bucks, too.  I'd hate to think of them having to struggle through the holidays.

The rest of the Top Ten is as follows:

3.  Cameron Diaz - $15 million; 4. Nicole Kidman - $10-15 million; 5. Renee Zellweger - $10-15 million; 6. Sandra Bullock - $10-15 million; 7. Julia Roberts - $10-15 million; 8. Drew Barrymore - $10-12 million; 9. Jodie Foster - $10-12 million; 10. Halle Berry - $10 million.

Sickenly, isn't it?

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Daily Offenders

Katherine Heigl's Filthy Habit - IDLYITW

Matthew Perry's New Role - Dlisted

Jake Gyllenhaal as Broadway Joe? That Does Not Compute - A Socialite's Life

Is Owen Wilson Dating The Bionic Woman? - I'm Not Obsessed

Drew Barrymore Meets The Parents - Celebrity Nation

Lindsay's Back On The Bottle - The Superficial

Nicole Richie Tells Billy Bush All About Her Pregnancy - PopSugar

Link Time: Monday Offenders!

Aaaaaaaaargh! It's Drew - Agent Bedhead

Britney's Sexy Comeback - F-Listed

Does Lindsay Want To Quit TinselTown? - Celebrity Smack

JLo Wants To Be a Spice Girl - Daily Stab

Xtina Should Have Worn a Bra - Drunken Stepfather (site NSFW)

You're So Demanding! - Gabsmash

Larry Birkhead Gets His Own Show - Celebitchy

Who Wore It Best? - Holy Candy

Madonna Estate Asking $17,495,000.00 - Real Estalker

People Magazine's Best Dressed List

People Magazine has named its 10 Best Dressed Stars of 2007. 

They are:

Beyoncé Knowles – The Showstopper
Cameron Diaz – The Legs
Katie Holmes – The Classic
Penélope Cruz - The Continental
Jessica Biel – The All-American
Drew Barrymore – The Chameleon
Jennifer Lopez – The Glamour Girl
Reese Witherspoon – The Celeb Next Door
Gwen Stefani – The Trendsetter
Ali Larter – The Newcomer

I mean, c'mon now!  This list is laughable.  Katie Holmes...classic?  Classic what?  Classic old lady?  Class Stepford Wife?  And unless it's a drag queen show, I'm not sure what Beyonce is stopping. 

But no, this isn't a joke--though some of the reasons some of these women were appears to be.  Per Galina Espinoza, People's Senior Editor:

“Katie Holmes is one of the most remarkable style evolutions. She’s always very simple, very elegant and her clothes fit her perfectly."

Well, she's simple--I'll give them that; though I usually follow that up with "minded."  And given most of her clothes DON'T actually fit, it's ironic Espinoza would use that as part of the reasoning she's on this list.

Jessica Biel is "all-American?"  Does she drape herself in the flag every time she goes out?  Does Reese Witherspoon bake you a pie and bring it over to you (well, maybe she does)?  It's all so arbitrary, and, really, predictable and boring.  Almost like the magazine just wanted to get on certain celebrities good sides.  Gee, but that can't be...

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Drew Barrymore and Justin Long Get Hot & Heavy

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long were spotted at Izaka-Ya Restaurant in LA where they shared more than a meal. The two were caught on tape in some pretty heavy tongue action on Monday night!

My heart is breaking - why is Drew always stealing my guys?

Daily Links

Why, Keira, Why? - The Evil Beet

Zellweger & McCartney Dating? - Gabsmash

Random Pairing of the Day: Drew Barrymore and the Mac Guy - Mollygood

Owen Wilson’s Family Blocks Kate Hudson - Celebrity Smack!

Jude Law Breaks The Law - Celebrity Nation

Tommy Lee: Class Act - Holy Candy

Jamie Foxx Needs To Get Over Himself - IDLYITW

Hilary Duff Afterparty (with pics) - Drunken Stepfather

Cameron Diaz Gets Fruity With Ashton Kutcher - I'm Not Obsessed

Jessica Simpson Has Arrived - Daily Stab

Matilda Ledger Is Heath's Mini-Me - Seriously? OMG! WTF?