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Denise Richards, who is getting ready for season eight's Dancing with the Stars, poses for the cameras as she arrives at LAX on Monday morning.

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Denise Richards, enjoying egg whites, conversation with friends and a little attention from an overzealous fan who carried a video camera while lunching at BLD in West Hollywood. The fan stood outside the restaurant and filmed Richards through the window before being whisked away. But she wasn't fazed by the attention: The actress laughed off the incident as she continued to enjoy her food and friends.

Charlie Sheen Wants Denise Richards To Die

Three days in a row of Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen stories.  Check to see if the rivers are running red with blood and start saying your goodbyes to loved ones, as this has got to be one of the signs of the apocalypse. 

Denise is now shooting off her mouth to address the insults that Charlie threw at her yesterday--which were the result of her insulting him the day before.  Got that?  Yeah, I know, it's complicated.  Oh, tee hee, that's also the name of Denise's new reality show (premiering Memorial Day on E!; check your local listings...if you dare).  And doing it via Page Six?  Klassy!

"Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold.  His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.

"He missed Dad's day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?"

Are these two trying to make themselves the most annoyingly vile people in America?  Because they sure are doing a great job of it. 

Denise also claims, again, that she never asked Charlie for a sperm donation, saying:

"I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low."

Is she calling his new fiancee a tranny or herself a prostitute?  I'm having a little trouble keeping track of the insults.  I may have to start a cheat sheet.

Charlie's rep just continues to address that Denise's contention of the spermy e-mail being faked is a big, fat lie.

"Denise seems to be denying the existence of [the] e-mail. This goes beyond a he-said-she-said. We have an offer from a [live] TV show. They will bring a computer expert to diagnose the e-mail and to verify it was sent by her e-mail address and to verify it was neither altered nor edited. Computer DNA - it is conclusive."

"CSI: Sheen" coming to a television near you.   

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Denise Richards And Charlie Sheen Continue To Fight

Denise Richards' Latest Claims

And so it continues with Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen.  Just yesterday Denise was whining on the "Today" show about how Charlie doctored an e-mail from her where she allegedly asked him to cough up (so to speak) some sperm so she could have another of his babies.  Now she's claiming the reason she's doing this total "look at me!" reality television show is because she needs the money.  Uh-huh.

Well, not according to Page Six.  Per a source:

"Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support.  Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can't?"

Huh.  I could "figure out" how to live on that for a year.  But, wait, there's more!  The source also claims Richards gets an additional $60,000 a month, again tax-free, in alimony for the next two years.  Not to mention she gets part of Charlie's "Two And A Half Men" money, which should end up netting her "up to $25 million."

Kind of makes those claims of poverty a moot point.  Not that this is surprising.  Look, Charlie Sheen is certainly no angel.  Matter of fact, he kind of skeeves me out.  And by "kind of" I mean totally.  But that doesn't mean Denise isn't a lying snake, only out for one person: Denise.

Having said that, you know the tell-all one of those kids writes in 20 years is going to be awesome.  I wonder if I can pre-order it now.

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Denise Richards And Charlie Sheen Continue To Fight

Denise Richards And Charlie Sheen Continue To Fight

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen continued their neverending battle of words today when Denise appeared on "Today" and claimed that Charlie faked an e-mail he claimed she sent him.  For anyone who doesn't remember (and I can't say I blame you), a quick recap: Charlie claimed, back in August 2007, that Denise had sent his girlfriend an e-mail claiming that she wanted him to donate sperm to her so she could have another child. 

Sounds straight out of a soap opera, right?  Well, Denise says it was the product of Charlie's imagination.

"That e-mail is not legitimate.  It's a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his ... girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie [Sambora]. If I wanted anybody's sperm, I'd have asked for Richie's."

Of course, Charlie didn't like being called a liar and issued the following statement, which "Today" read on the air.

"(Denise) claims that her e-mail has been fabricated or altered in any way to create this story are absurd. The mere fact the she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation which, for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes."

It's interesting that Charlie claimed this eight months ago and Denise never bothered to claim it was fake until now.  Funny that she's also out pimping up her new reality show, "Denise Richards: It's Complicated."  I'm sure the two have nothing to do with each other, right?

Speaking of, have you seen the commercials for this show?  I think even I might have to draw the line on this one.  She's just so intent to prove that she's a good mommy and not at all a golddigger--all in front of the cameras.  Some people only want to live their life in front of the cameras.  Denise Richards is one of them.

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Denise Richards' Good Attitude

Denise Richards was out shopping in Malibu yesterday, with the paparazzi in tow, and shocking--she didn't have her kids with her.  It's shocking not because Denise is such a devoted, hands-on mommy, but rather because Denise loves to use them as Mommy's little props.  At the zoo or shopping, doesn't matter--there's usually photos of Denise smiling broadly at the camera as they snap away. 

Then, again, when someone goes to court to fight their ex-husband to allow her to pimp their pre-school age daughters on her upcoming reality show, should anything less be expected?  Or maybe I should say anything more.  Regardless, Denise claims in an upcoming Shape magazine cover story (via People), that the one thing she never discusses in front of her girls in dieting.

'll never talk about weight around them.  And they'll never hear me say, 'Mommy's feeling fat today.' That kind of attitude just makes young girls grow up to be dissatisfied with their bodies."

She added, "but I'll always tell them to be dissatisfied with the monetary settlement their ex-husbands want to stick them with.  That, I say, you fight to the death."  OK, she didn't really say that, but you know that's got to be her mantra.

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Denise Richards Changes Her Name

Denise Richards filed court papers last week to legally drop Sheen as her last name, US Weekly reports.  I'm sure Charlie is devastated.  Probably so devastated he's throwing a party right now.  This comes on the heels of Denise having the "Charlie" tattoo she had on her ankle covered up.  What kind of idiot gets a tattoo with a person's name on it?  It's a huge mistake.  Any tattoo artist will tell you that they make a ton of money from people coming in asking them to cover up an ex's name.  And, trust me, having an inked needle taken to your flesh is not pleasant.  Emotional pain, eschmotional pain--that crap hurts.

In other news, I guess Denise's ridiculous reality show on E! is still set to air this summer, complete with her two kids.  Because, remember, they wanted to be on the show and a judge agreed, despite Charlie's objections.  Apparently in L.A. a three and two-year-old's opinion holds more weight than their father's. 

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Charlie Sheen Totally Hates Denise Richards

The Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards battle over their kids rages on, reports People magazine.  Last month, Charlie took crazy Denise to court to try and prevent her from using their two little girls in her new reality show.  The judge, clearly the only fan Denise has in the world, saw absolutely nothing wrong with two pre-schoolers being allowed before the cameras and denied Sheen's request.  So, now, he's telling everyone they should just say no to crappy, reality programming.

"I think we should all just boycott the damn thing!  Issue a mass boycott."

You don't have to ask me twice--and, believe me, I'll watch any shitty show that's put out there. 

Charlie's take on the court's ruling:

"The world is upside down sometimes."

Amen, brother.  I say that every day when I don't get to be woken by Brad Pitt bringing me croissants and coffee while George Clooney draws me a bath. 

In other news, Charlie says he and fiancee Brooke Mueller are going to get married this coming summer.  Mistake!  Charlie, sweetie, marriage and you just don't mix.  I'm really enjoy this Jerry Springer/white trash extravaganza you've got going with Denise--I don't need my attention divided when the next "til death do us part" promise implodes.

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