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Total Vampire

singer, 28, who took the plunge into motherhood with 15-month-old Max. "I'm a total vampire – but Max makes me go out into the sun or to the pool in the middle of the day. He brings out a different side of me that I'm really starting to enjoy."

Staying Cool

The blonde bomb shell is seen here staying color-coordinated with pale jeans, a head scarf and oversized white-rimmed shades, a retro-looking Christina Aguilera steps out Tuesday for a shopping trip to Fred Segal in Beverly Hills.

Christina Returns

The beautiful Christina Applegate makes her mark with fans outside New York's Ed Sullivan Theater on Monday before an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, set to air Wednesday. The actress's ABC comedy returns Thursday.

Funny Looking Baby

The sexy Christina Aguilera gives her funny looking 13-month-old Max, a lift Tuesday after a lunch date in Los Feliz, Calif. Aguilera celebrated her son's first birthday in January.

Eye Catching

Christina radiates in an eye-catching Pucci ensemble at the Africa Rising concert in London.

Jennifer Lopez Gets Out Of The House

You know, it's really a shame that now that Jennifer Lopez is a mommy that we never see her anymore.  Oh, wait.  Yes, that's right--the new parents were out in NYC again yesterday, this time at the Christian Dior Cruise Collection 2009. 

Is New York having a cold snap?  Because I do so love J. Lo's fur-trimmed coat.  In May.  And Marc is looking particularly lifelike--he must've been tranfused recently. 

By the way, is Jennifer shooting her not reality, reality show yet?  You know, the one that's totally a reality show but she took exception to it being called a reality show so now it's suddenly a "docu-series for TLC.  Because the wording makes all the difference.

Christina Aguilera and her husband were also at the event and the new parents all posed together.  Talking about diapers and formula, no doubt.  Stars, they're just like us!

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Daily Offenders

Cruz Beckham: Never Too Young To Flip The Bird - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Celebrities In The 420 Club - City Rag

Xtina Gets Sued - I'm Not Obsessed

Beyonce And Jay-Z: The Honeymoon Is Over - Dlisted

Jessica Simpson Can't Hold Her Liquor - The Superficial

Donatella Versace: Still Unfortunate Looking - The Bastardly

Will Britney Be The New Face Of Bally's Fitness? - The Blemish

Priscilla Presley Pisses Off Kelly Ripa - Hollywood Backwash

Daily Offenders

Someone Save Suri Cruise! - Dlisted

Gene Simmons Has a Sex Tape - Hollywood Backwash

Nicole Richie's Post Baby Slimming "Secrets" - Daily Stab

Ryan Reynolds' New Role - ICYDK

Xtina Talks To Ellen About Her Massive Cleavage - I'm Not Obsessed

Is Avril Lavigne Pregnant? - City Rag

Pink Talks About Her Divorce - Just Jared

Daily Offenders

Tom Cruise's Valentine To The One He Loves: Himself - Gallery Of The Absurd

Xtina Protected Her Vag - Dlisted

Jessica Alba Actually Knows How To Smile - I'm Not Obsessed

Is Justin Timberlake Ready To Propose To Jessica Biel? - Daily Stab

Lindsay's Off The Wagon - The Evil Beet

Jimmy Kimmel's Revenge - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Daily Offenders

Xtina Shows Off Little Max - Just Jared

New Brangelina Marriage Rumor - Dlisted

Posh Is a Copycat - Ayyyy

The Fanning Sisters Are Pre-Adolescent Divas - Mollygood

Is Britney Crazy From Too Much Milk? - The Superficial

Michelle Williams Gets Back To Work - A Socialite's Life