Hollywood Offender

Daily Offenders

Hilary Swank Declares She's In Love - The Evil Beet

Jessica Simpson To Go Nude For a Movie? - Hollywood Tuna

Paris Hilton Saves an Oompa Loompa - The Superficial

Charlize Theron Gets Robbed - Celebrity Nation

Madonna's Maybe Facelift - Ayyyy!

Patrick Dempsey Doesn't Think He's Handsome - I'm Not Obsessed

Britney Needs To Lose That Damn Pink Wig - A Socialite's Life

Daily Links: Wednesday Offenders

Charlize Theron Is The Sexiest Woman Alive - IDLYITW

Bobby Brown's Heart Attack Scare - Daily Stab

K-Fed Says Britney Beat His Ass - Mollygood

Angelina Hates The Clooney - A Socialite's Life

Lindsay And Riley: Rehab Romance - I'm Not Obsessed

Justin And Jessica Like Their Backstage Quickies - Celebitchy

Robert Redford Admits He's A Hypocrite - Gabsmash

Stuart Townsend And Charlize Theron: Married, But Not

Aside from a break-up rumor about a year ago, you don't hear much about Stuart Townsend and Charlize Theron.  They keep it pretty low-key (though I will forever love the paparazzi pic of Charlize and the apple bong).  But Townsend's got a movie he's pimping--"Battle in Seattle," which he wrote and directed and which co-stars Theron--so he's talking to the press, not just about the film, but about his relationship.

"I'm married.  I didn't do a church wedding or anything, but we're married. We're husband and wife...We didn't have a ceremony.  I don't need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no there's no big official story on a wedding, but we are married. ... I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband."

Aww, that's sweet.  And it totally reminds me of my grandmother--whose one bit of sage advice to me was "don't get married, just live together.  That way when you break up, you don't have to get lawyers involved."  She'd say it while pointing her finger at me for emphasis, too--and because she had arthritis it was curved, so it looked like she was actually pointing off somewhere over my shoulder.  Good times--and probably explains where I got my cynical nature.

I think I like Stuart.  He seems like a straight-up kind of guy.  The movie, which premiered at the Toronto Film Festival, drew a mixed reaction from the audience, but has been approached by a few distributors and is said to be close to making a deal.  Nice to see a good guy, whose pretty much just been in Charlize's shadow their whole relationship, get some acclaim.

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What Are You Wearing Charlize Theron?

Charlize Theron in Venezia, Italy, attends the 64th Annual Venice International Film Festival for the premiere of her film, "In The Valley of Elah," wearing what appears to be, the ugliest dress ever. 

- Photos for this post provided by Picture Perfect Agency.

Charlize Theron: Green With Envy

Me, that is.  Charlize Theron, fresh off a summer vacation in Belize with boyfriend Stuart Townsend, looked absolutely gorgeous yesterday at the 2007 HFPA Installation Luncheon.

You have to have an almost flawless body to be able to pull off a satin mini-dress and, damn, Charlize does.  I could run a thousand miles a week for the next 20 years and my legs still wouldn't look half as good as hers.  And those shoes!  I rarely have shoe-envy, but I want those shoes and I want them now.  So, so pretty. 

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