Bruce Willis is pissed off. And when Bruce Willis is pissed off we should all be happy he doesn't go all "Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*c&er" on anybody--because I could really see that happening. He always has that look that's half "life of the party" and half "I could kill you with my bare hands and I swear they'd never find the body." But no need for all that when it's easier--and neater...and legal--to just take someone to court. Yes, it's true--a celebrity in a lawsuit. Go figure!
This time the problem is that Willis bought a car that turned out to be a big, old lemon--at least that's what he says. According to Bruno, he purchased the 1967 GTO for $65,000, but that the auto dealership, Black Tie Classics, sold him "an inoperable car riddled with extensive mechanical problems." He's also claiming the company told him the vehicle was in "museum quality condition."
But here's where it gets good. According to John Bertino, owner of Black Tie, the car was in tip top shape when Willis took possession of it.
"They were complaining the moment they got the car. It's a beautiful car. There is nothing wrong with it. I've heard of persons with egos, but this is ridiculous."
He also claims Willis never bothered to inspect the car before he bought it. Which is really, really stupid. Sorry, Bruce, but it is.
