Violet: "When are we going back to L.A. so I can stop wearing these ridiculous hats?"
Jen: "No! You don't like your hat? I picked it out special for you. My Violet-Wiolet wooks so cutey-wootey as a wittle doggie."
Violet: "Not the baby talk again. I thought we agreed that wasn't necessary anymore."
Jen: "My Wi-Vi no wanty Mommy to talky-talky this way?"
Violet: "Am I not speaking clearly? I'm sorry, it's a little hard to enunciate when your air supply is being cut off by the parka of doom."
Jen: "It's coldy woldy, my sweetie-petey. You wouldn't want to get the sniffle-wiffles, would you?"
Violet: "Where's Dad? Maybe he can get through to you."
Jen: "Daddy Waddy wuvs his wittle Violet."
Violet: "Can't you just ignore me for 10 minutes? It works out beautifully for Katie and Suri."
Jen: "Silly willy."
Violet: "God help me."
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