Hollywood Offender

Swinger Ashton

Ashton in all white gets into the swing of things at the White Party on Saturday in Beverly Hills. The actor and Diddy cohosted the bash, which raised awareness for the nonprofit Malaria No More.

 

Buff Body

Ashton Kutcher gives everyone something to Twitter about – showing off his fit figure (check out those abs!) while continuing to shoot Five Killers with Katherine Heigl (not pictured) in Antibes, France on Saturday. Where is the wife Ashton? www.mantelfactory.com

Apollo

Ashton Kutcher gets his pulse racing Friday as he jogs along Miami's scenic Ocean Drive. The actor managed to stay connected at the same time, telling fans via Twitter, "Paparazzi got some sweet shots of me looking like I just got beat by Apollo Creed."

Hair Baby

Where has this self-proclaimed guy's guy, Ashton Kutcher says he'd prefer to shave his head so he wouldn't have to deal with his hair.

PREMIERE ATTRACTION

Fresh off a flight to the U.K., Ashton Kutcher escorts Demi Moore, to the London premiere of her heist film Flawless on Wednesday.

Assistant Coach

Ashton Kutcher can now add "assistant coach" to his resumé just under actor, producer and renowned prankster.
The actor, 30, who played football at his high school in Iowa, is a new assistant coach for the freshman football team at L.A.'s Harvard-Westlake School.

Iron Man: Best. Movie. Ever.

Remember last week when I was whining over the fact that I didn't get to see "Iron Man" because I couldn't find anyone to go with me?  Well, thank Jeebus you wont have to read my sniveling drivel and jealous tirades any longer because I was escorted by a great guy to see it.  I know you want to know if it was worth the whining, the jealousy and the hype, so my review is as follows:

"Best. Movie. Ever." 

"Iron Man" managed to finish at No. 1 for the second straight week with an estimated $50.5 million in box office sales, grossing an estimated $177.3 million in its first two weekends.

Two major new releases - "Speed Racer" and "What Happens in Vegas" - battled it out for second place, with "Speed Racer" {which got a lot of poor reviews} bringing in an estimated $20.2 million, while "What Happens in Vegas" {starring Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher}, took in an estimated $20 million, debuting at No. 3.

Two other romantic comedies rounded out the top five - "Made of Honor" managed to rake in $7.6 million and "Baby Mama" brought in $5.7 million.

Rounding out the top 10:

• "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" {$3.7 million}
• "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" {$3.5 million}
• "The Forbidden Kingdom" {$1.9 million}
• "Nim's Island {$1.3 million}
• "Redbelt" {$1.1 million}.

Ashton Kutcher: Let The Good Times Roll

I do find it the height of hilarity that Ashton Kutcher has based his whole career on the fact that he's this funny guy, always there with a joke or to punk someone...and then when he's not in a studio or with a script in hand he looks like the most humorless gas bag in the universe.  With bad fashion sense (are those shoes "Kaballah red?").  And a wax figure for a wife. 

I mean, you'd think the guy might just be a wee bit grateful for getting a career out of basically nothing.  Let's face it: his acting reeks.  He lucked into the Punk'd thing because who doesn't like to see celebrities embarrassed and that led to more producing gigs.  So, be happy for god's sake.  Enough with the "I'm so above you all" looks.  Enough with the "I'm so cool because I'm not" clothing.  And, for sure, enough with the awful, beard-like growth on his face.  It looks like he's going to be playing the Wolfman in a junior high play. 

As much as I like Cameron Diaz, I really hope "What Happens In Vegas" doesn't do well.  Kutcher needs to be knocked down a few dozen pegs and just get over himself.  I know--it'll be a hit, but I can hope, can't I?

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They Scare Me

Cameron Diaz Gets Back To Work

Following the sudden death of her father two weeks ago, Cameron Diaz made her first public appearance last night at the L.A. premiere of her new film, "What Happens In Vegas."  And, no, that's not some random radio contest winner from Backwater, Idaho standing next to her--it's Ashton Kutcher, the film's co-star.  Loved the checkered sports jacket and polka-dotted tie.  Almost as much as I love the Chia Pet beard he's cultivating.  God, I can't believe anyone thinks he's hot.  To quote my mother, "he looks like a doofus little kid."  I concur--in both theory and word choice.  Doofus is dead on.  Good call, Mom!

As to Cameron, I think she looks good.  Very Cameron-y.  Tiny dress, loose hair, average shoes--the usual.  I do adore her earrings though.  Those get an A-plus. 

"What Happens In Vegas" opens next Friday, and I'm sure it'll make a ton of money and get awful reviews.  A deadly combination because it insures that Hollywood will keep making this kind of dreck.

 

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Ashton Kutcher Covers Details

Ashton Kutcher is n the cover and between the pages of the May issue of "Details" magazine, which hits the streets nationwide next week.

In this issue, Ashton talks Demi and what it takes to be a good stepfather.

Want more? Check it out here.