Mariah Carey Is Fierce
Mariah Carey made an appearance at the Hard Rock Cafe in Universal City yesterday to sign copies of her new CD, "E = MC2." Mmmm, Hard Rock. I love their cheeseburgers. And fries. And chocolate shakes. Oh, man, I've been dieting all week and that just sounds so good. But, no--I must be good. I'll just look at Mariah's new thinner body and be inspired. Or, er, something like that.
I mean, because, really, look at her. She has the figure of a Barbie doll. Big boobs, tiny waist, plastic face. What? Seriously, though, she does look good--though she seems to have forgotten her pants. Those are some teeny shorts she's got on. Good thing she downplayed the look with a short leather jacket and Loubatin Mary Janes--something else that sounds good. Though not to eat, but for my feet. And just like that, I'm Dr. Seuss.
To finish off my lists of wants, I'll just add that I adore her totally over-the-top, diamond butterfly ring. Only Mariah could be that unabashedly ostentatious. I kind of love that about her.
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