Rumer Willis went back to her hair salon yesterday, apparently to get her ridiculous hair styled some more. Because, lord knows, that over-bleached, over-processed Brillo head needs to be messed with more. I don't know the last time I saw a no-talent celebrity child try so hard to be so relevant. I mean, I'm sure she really believes all these B-movie parts she's getting are because she's good enough, she's talented enough, and gosh darnit, people like her--but let's be real here, 'k? She's the equivalent of Flounder in "Animal House:" a legacy, hoping and praying some producers hire her on the name factor alone.
Having said that, the hair is just so, so bad. I can only hope this latest styling effort included dyeing her eyebrows to at least match the hair. Because the dark caterpillar brows and blonde head went the way of the dodo bird in the late '80's when Madonna rocked it.
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