You've gotta love TMZ - they always get to the bottom of a story. Sometimes in painstaking second-by-second detail, but let's be honest: we love them for it. At least I do; I eat it up with a spoon.
The latest celebrity eff-up is Orlando Bloom, who was involved in a car accident early this morning in Los Angeles. According to the police, Bloom was driving a Toyota Matrix and was cut off by another driver, causing him to hit a parked Porsche (oh, the humanity). The cops are saying that speeding, alcohol and drugs were not involved in the crash, but TMZ, god bless 'em, has a video of Orlando (every time I see that I think of Disney World; I think I'll just start calling him that), leaving the club Green Door and acting all kinds of odd--including getting into an argument with some dude after he jumped into his car. What the...?
But wait, there's more. They also have video of Disney World walking away from the scene, leaving two women, both injured, in the wrecked car. He only returned after paparazzi told him to go back and "deal with it." Oh, Disney, are ya stupid? Are ya? Leaving the scene of an accident? Who do you think you are--Lindsay Lohan?
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