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Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Attend The Country Music Awards

Nicole Kidman took to the red carpet last night in support of husband Keith Urban at the Country Music Awards in Las Vegas.  Keith was nominated for Entertainer of the Year, but lost out to Kenny Chesney.  What I know about country music can be summed up in two words--I don't--so that's really all I have to say about that.

I would be remiss, though, if I did not point out that, yes, Nicole's baby belly?  The belly certain Internet factions claim isn't really there?  Yeah, it's growing.  Bigger than last week and probably smaller than next.  As pregnant bellies are wont to do.  I figure Nicole has another ten days before there's talk that she's too big. 

So now that that's cleared up perhaps we can figure out why Keith woke up, decided it was 1985 and donned a three-piece cream suit.  Really, Keith?  Really?

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Nicole Kidman Gestates In Nashville

Nicole Kidman continued to gestate in Nashville this weekend.  Clearly off the Botox, as I spy a lovely little frown line in between her eyes.  Not a big deal, Nicole--you really just need to accept them.  They're not a lot of fun, but a wrinkle or two?  Much preferable to a waxy, expressionless face.

So Nicole spent Mother's Day without her two older children.  Again.  But, according to Tom Cruise, she can see them "whenever."  As long as whenever coincides with February 31st and rivers running red with blood.  Oh, to really know what was going on there...

I'm not even going to bother address the size of Nic's belly.  She looks fine to me and I'm so over the stupid surrogate talk.  All I can say is thank God I'm not a pregnant, public figure, as they can't win.  They're either too big or too small.  When it comes to fetuses, the Goldilocks theory seems to apply.  Rarely is anyone "just right."

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Figuring Out When Nicole Kidman Is Due

Because I'm like a dog with a bone, further evidence that this rumor that Nicole Kidman isn't really pregnant, rather has a surrogate, is total bunk.  Check out this side-angle photo of Nicole arriving at the CMT Awards the other night.  Yeah, great fake belly--right down to padding her butt, too, I see. 

It would be nice if pictures like this would put an end to the couple of instigators wafting around cyberspace, but I doubt it.  It seems like there's a small faction that won't be satisfied unless they are in the delivery room when Nicole gives birth.  For some reason, Nicole inspires this hatred.  Is it because she won't cop to shooting her face full of Botox?  Because, really, if that's the criteria it's pretty weak.  Maybe it's because she was married to crazy Tom Cruise for 10 years.  That's understandable--but she's out now (which is more than I can say for Tom...).  Give the Aussie a break.

Now, as to when Nicole is due, she gave a clue when Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick interviewed her for "Access Hollywood" before the show.  Besides saying she had awful morning sickness, she mentioned she was "waiting for the third trimester to start."  Based on when she announced--early January--and that clue, the little Urban looks to be due in almost exactly 3 months, around July 20th. 

So that's my guess.  Let's see how close I get!

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I know it's extremely in fashion to make fun of Nicole Kidman.  It's practically a cottage industry among blogs.  From her hair to her Botoxed face to her "suspiciously small" baby bump...it's all fair game.  Well, I somehow have missed all the mandatory meetings on the subject because I'm not going to do it.  Mainly because?  She looks fabulous.

Here's Nic at the CMT Awards last night with husband, Keith Urban.  Frankly, I don't think she's looked this good in the last couple of years.  Maybe some of the Botox has worn off in her face, but she looks relaxed, pregnant, and happy.  Even her hair looks happy.  And happy hair can make all the difference in the world.

As to her bump?  It's there, folks.  The gathering of the dress is kind, and she's by no means carrying big, but the nonsense about her not being pregnant and having a surrogate--supported mainly by one website--is a bunch of bunk.  If she was going to do that I'm sure she would've gone in the other direction and worn a fake belly that would leave people musing "is she having twins?"  Bottom line: the woman can't win with some people.

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Nicole Kidman: Back To The States

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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have purchased a home in Los Angeles, according to the L.A. Times.  The Aussies bought a $7 million home in the Brentwood section of the city, which really isn't that much for real estate there.  I'm not even kidding.  I mean, her ex, Tommy Cruise, shelled out $30 million for his new Case de Cuckoo.  But, you know, the large payout could be his way of compensating for something.  Just a thought.

Anyway, Nic's new place is 5,600 square feet with 5 bedrooms and 4 1/2 baths.  Sounds plenty big to me.  And I like Brentwood.  It's right next to Santa Monica and the beach is close.  Maybe they'd like an au pair for their gestating kid?  Sure, I have no experience...and I really get impatient with kids, but is that really mandatory? 

This move will put Nicole just minutes away from crazy Tom and Katie, and more importantly, her two older kids, Isabella and Connor.  Perhaps she'll even be able to pry them away from the Scientologists for awhile and spend time with them.  If she doesn't, then I'm sure the talk of her ignoring them will increase--and probably rightly so.  The excuses for the seeming lack of contact have all been geographical.  Let's see if that changes now that they'll all be in the same area code.

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OK, not exactly the swimsuit I'd wear--unless I was planning on swimming with dolphins or something--but Nicole's baby belly is definitely starting to emerge (so can the ridiculous surrogate talk stop now?).  She's getting the pregnancy boobs, too.  Which I'm sure is fun for some like her whose been small-chested her whole life, but they ain't all they're cracked up to be.  Trust me on this one.

Anyway, according to US Weekly, Nic is shopping for a house in Los Angeles, preferably near her good friend, Naomi Watts.  She supposedly liked the house next to Naomi so much that she made an offer on it even though it wasn't even for sale.  She must've learned that one from her time with Tommy.  Sounds like the kind of douchey thing he'd do. 

Regardless, they said no but Nicole is still looking.  She'd like something in the $8 million range with great views and a long driveway.  She should look for a place near her ex.  That could be the solution Suri Cruise been hoping for.  Tunneling from one house to another is doable for a mastermind like her. 

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Nicole Kidman's Back Down Under

After a few weeks in L.A., where she ended up being the subject of a ridiculous rumor and also got in a paparazzi scuffle, Nicole Kidman is back in Australia with Keith Urban.  He's been on tour in the U.S. of late, but now he's got some shows scheduled for Oz, hence why they're there together.

That's the obvious story.  Of course, if you believe the silly rumor, Nicole is not really pregnant and has a surrogate who is carrying her baby.  This got started simply because she didn't debut a watermelon size bump, a la Katie Holmes, at 3 months pregnant.  Clearly damning evidence.  Or, gee, perhaps started from someone with a planet-sized hate for Nicole.  Not sure why--perhaps because she spent 10 years living in crazydom with Tommy Cruise?  I get that--she's no innocent at playing the fame game, and lord knows the woman is ambition.  But, riddle me this: if she WAS to fake a pregnancy, why wouldn't she be walking around with a big, old belly?  That's all I'm saying.

The other incident that occurred in L.A. was less rumor centered.  One of her bodyguards roughed up a photographer who was following them on their way to a workout.  I mean, beat him up.  Which is, methinks, what we like to call illegal.  However, is that Nicole's fault or the fault of overzealous security?  The latter is possible, in which case I hope she fired his ass.  There's no excuse for that.  Just like there's no excuse for that awful hair color of hers.

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It's Official: Nicole Kidman's Knocked Up

Wow, I was kinda, sorta right for a change (kinda/sorta because I didn't really make a declaration, I only sorta/kinda did...but I'm counting it).  Nicole Kidman fessed up yesterday and confirmed to People magazine that she's pregnant with Keith Urban's baby.  At least I assume it's Keith's.  Maybe it's Tom Cruise.  He's really fertile, after all. 

But, no, it's true, Nicole becomes the second ex-Mrs. Cruise to announce a pregnancy not only after divorcing Tommy, but after the age of 40.  Not that I'm inferring anything with that statement--as that would just be wrong and possibly libel worthy (waves to Tom's lawyer, Bert Fields)--it's just...interesting.  Yes, that's the word I'd use.

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Nicole Kidman: Maybe It's True

Is Nicole Kidman really and most sincerely pregnant?  There's been more pregnancy rumors about her than almost anyone I can think of and they've all been shot down, but this time?  After the story broke in a UK tabloid last week, and some photos surfaced of skinny Nicole looking a little thick around the middle, her Australian publicist was quick to deny the rumors.  However, now Page Six is reporting that she's dropped out of her next movie project, "The Reader," which was supposed to begin filming in a few weeks. 

And this time?  Her rep isn't saying anything.  Supposedly, Nicole was asked by an Australian newspaper and "refused to answer."  Page Six's source claims: "Of course, everyone knows she's pregnant and lying about it."

I really hope she is.  Then she'd have to lay off the Botox for awhile and she'd look all the better for it.  Plus, I think it will put Tom Cruise into crazy(crazier) mode, and that's always good for a laugh.

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