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Charlize Theron Covers "W" Magazine

Charlize Theron is on the cover of W Magazine’s June issue, on stands nationwide May 20th.

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Daily Offenders

At Least My Cat Has Never Tried This Trick - City Rag

Will You Buy Scarlett Johansson's Album? - Agent Bedhead

Owen Wilson Just Says No To Pimping His New Film - Celebitchy

Pamela Anderson Is A Model Mommy - The Evil Beet

Now There's A Lindsay Sex Tape? Make It Stop Already! - TMZ

Charlize Theron Wants To Make Babies - I'm Not Obsessed

Becks Gets Buzzed - A Socialite's Life

Fergie Looks Knocked Up - Hollywood Tuna

Charlize Theron: So Gorgeous

Even when I don't like what she's wearing, I cannot deny how gorgeous Charlize Theron is.  It kind of makes me sick, as I look at her and think, on my best day, I'd be trampled over to get to her.  Such is life, I guess.  I mean, just look at her.  Great skin, great bone structure, great body, tall...actually it's really starting to piss me off. 

In light of that, I'll say I don't care for this dress she's wearing for the NYC premiere of her latest film, "Sleepwalking."  The color just washes her out.  I would kill for her earrings and shoes, though.  And the thought that they probably cost a month's rent doesn't deter me at all.  I am, if nothing else, a total shoe whore.

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Charlize Theron Is a Goddess

Look at her.  Statuesque, thin (but not scary skinny), gorgeous face...I hate her.  But I really don't.  I think she is drop-dead exquisite and I totally wish I looked like her.  And I'm not even a fan of blonde hair (I had a traumatic, failed attempt at being one for about six months; it involved lots of unflattering roots and mismatched eyebrows--I really don't like to talk about it), but how can you look at her and not just think day-umm.

Charlize at the premiere of her latest movie, "Sleepwalking," last night.  Those shoes.  I would kill for those shoes.

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Charlize Theron's Day At Harvard

Charlize Theron was this year's Hasty Pudding Theatricals Woman of the Year recipient at Harvard University.  Fun!  I want to be the focus of a parade and given flowers and kissed by guys in drag.  That sounds heavenly.  Well, maybe through in a guy not in drag and some ice cream.  Then, we're talking!

Charlize really got into it.  She may be an Oscar winner, but she proved she can relax and have a good time.  Plus she is so friggin' gorgeous.  Except when she had that bad spray-on tan for the Oscars.  That was bad.  But everyone's entitled to one mistake, so that was hers.  She does it again, though, I may have to rethink that whole thing.

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Daily Offenders

Sarah Jessica Parker: Tranny Prostitute - Agent Bedhead

Hayden's Got a Cause - Dlisted

Britney Dons Her Boa and Goes Shopping - A Socialite's Life

Does Paris Like Girls Now? - Daily Stab

The Best and Worst Of The SAG Awards - Celebitchy

Charlize Theron Is Going To Harvard - Celebrity Nation

Eddie Murphy Resurfaces In Vegas - Holy Candy

Daily Offenders

I Think I Spy A Brow Wrinkle! - Just Jared

Are Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Getting Engaged? - Dlisted

Keifer Sutherland Gets Sprung - The Evil Beet

Oh, Look! Britney's Acting Weird Again - Hollywood Rag

Charlize Theron Is Not Too Bright - Celebitchy

"Teeth" Is The Creepiest Trailer I Have Ever Seen - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Kelly Osbourne Shoots Off Her Mouth - Mollygood

Daily Offenders

Milo And Hayden: Most Definitely a Couple - I'm Not Obsessed

Charlize Theron's Ugly Past Revisited - A Socialite's Life

Lilo Picks Another Loose-Lipped Loser - The Superficial

Gwyneth Paltrow Admits To a Vice - Celebitchy

Gwen, Gavin, And Kingston Have Family Fun Time - Daily Stab

Owen Wilson's Looking Healthy - The Evil Beet

Daily Offenders

Hilary Swank Declares She's In Love - The Evil Beet

Jessica Simpson To Go Nude For a Movie? - Hollywood Tuna

Paris Hilton Saves an Oompa Loompa - The Superficial

Charlize Theron Gets Robbed - Celebrity Nation

Madonna's Maybe Facelift - Ayyyy!

Patrick Dempsey Doesn't Think He's Handsome - I'm Not Obsessed

Britney Needs To Lose That Damn Pink Wig - A Socialite's Life

Daily Links: Wednesday Offenders

Charlize Theron Is The Sexiest Woman Alive - IDLYITW

Bobby Brown's Heart Attack Scare - Daily Stab

K-Fed Says Britney Beat His Ass - Mollygood

Angelina Hates The Clooney - A Socialite's Life

Lindsay And Riley: Rehab Romance - I'm Not Obsessed

Justin And Jessica Like Their Backstage Quickies - Celebitchy

Robert Redford Admits He's A Hypocrite - Gabsmash