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Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Has a Half-Sister

Lindsay Lohan has a half-sister she never knew existed, says the pop singer's father.

In an exclusive report to OK! Magazine Friday, Michael Lohan confirmed that while separated from his ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a romantic relationship with another woman which resulted in the birth of a baby girl.

"Years later (the woman) contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child," he said of the child and her mother.

The New York Daily News reported that Michael Lohan previously denied having a child with the woman, who he identified as Christy Horn.

Ali Lohan: Disgusted By Mean Girls

The countdown clock has begun for Ali Lohan's new reality show, "Living Lohan."  It premieres on Memorial Day (because, really, what's more patriotic than that?) and I'm sure everyone who watches E! for even five minutes a day has seen at least one commercial for it by now. 

But another countdown clock is also a-ticking.  That's the one that crowns entitled Ali as the new tabloid go-to girl--and probably lands her in some sort of trouble with the law.  After all, she wants to be like big sister, Lindsay, right?

So, because of this upcoming show, Ali is doing press to promote the show, herself, her mother and just how tough life is when you're on the brink of stardom (eye roll) and the mean, jealous haters try to get you down.  She tells People magazine:

"A little while ago ... a couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube.  They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life! ... They're disgusting kids. I got really aggravated."

Like, really?  Ali says the girls were suspended and she's now homeschooled.  By Dina?  Let's hope not, as that thought is horrifying.  But at least she's still doing the book learning (probably only because she's too young to totally drop out) and loves it:

"You learn so much more – it's just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems.  No one's talking about you behind your back. It's definitely easier."

And I'm sure she has tons of time for this schooling, now that she's a rising "star" (again, eye roll).  Having said that, I cannot wait for this show.  It's going to be bad on an epic scale.  Which is what will make it so good.

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Livin' Large With Ali And Dina Lohan

Ali Lohan: Lindsay In Training

Livin' Large With Ali And Dina Lohan

Dina and Ali Lohan were on "Extra" on Thursday pimping their upcoming reality show, "Living Lohan."  And let me just say: if I thought I wanted to watch that trainwreck before, that was nothing compared to how I feel now. 

First off, Ali is a Lindsay in training.  She's got it all down: the attitude, the sneering at the mean, old tabloids, the "Mommy is great" mantra.  I give her 3 years til her first stint in rehab.  Keep in mind: she's only 14. 

I can't really do the interview justice, so please do watch it on "Extra"'s site.  However, let me recap for those not wanting to waste a precious 7 minutes of their lives (I obviously like to live on the edge and don't concern myself with such things):

• Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are "just best friends."  Anyone who says otherwise is just pathetic and disgusting, per Ali.
• The reason they're doing this reality show is because they've been approached about one for years and Dina wanted to do one to spotlight "Ali's amazing career."  However, E! wasn't satisfied with just that and wanted it to focus on family issues, as well.
• Dina is just a single mom doing the best she can.
• Ali loves to perform.
• They really want you to know that this show will finally "set the record straight."

That last phrase is key.  If you're daring, it's the set-up for a perfect drinking game: one shot of the booze of your choice every time they say those four words.  You'll be drunk before you know it.  On the plus side, it makes them both a whole lot less irritating.

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Ali Lohan: Lindsay In Training

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Ali Lohan Gets A Job

People magazine is reporting that Lindsay's little sister Ali has scored her first movie role.  It's about time.  The girl is 14, after all.  At her age Lindsay was already a veteran and on her way to a coke habit.  Little sis has some catching up to do.

The film, "Mostly Ghostly," has already begun filming in Los Angeles and is based on the pre-teen book series of the same name by R.L. Stine. Ali will play a "popular high school senior" not unlike Lindz's character in "Mean Girls." 

Nice to see she's breaking out of the family mold.

Meanwhile, Ali's been busy filming her upcoming reality show for the E! channel and is recording an album.  I'm sure all this excitement has helped Momma Dina forget all about Number One daughter Lindsay falling off the wagon over the weekend.  She loves the smell of freshly signed contracts in the morning. 

Smells like victory.

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Lindsay Lohan's Parents Are At It Again

Oh, those crazy Lohans!  They really like to keep their hands in all portions of the crazy pie.  And it's not just Dina, Lindsay, and up-and-coming trainwreck, Ali, who are involved.  No, now jailbird/daddy, Michael Lohan, wants to be heard.  Specifically, he says he's re-opening his divorce case because, basically, Dina has screwed him over.  Now there's a shock!

First off, Michael says Mommy Dearest has made it difficult not just for him to see his kids, but for his parents to see their grandchildren.

"I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them... Even though my father is dying and my mother was in a car accident on Easter, my parents still haven't seen my children.

"[Dina] told me, 'It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.' But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line."

OK, but two of his four kids are over the age of eighteen; is Crazy Dina THAT influential that she can prevent Lindsay from seeing her grandparents?  The girl manages to hit every nightclub in the continental United States without problem, but Dina keeps her away from the real danger, i.e. her ex's parents?  Oh, wait, there's no publicity to be had from family visits, so maybe she does.

Of course, his second reason for crying and moaning to the press is less compelling: he claims Dina stole his idea for a reality show (the one she's currently shooting, "Living Lohan," with daughter Ali):

"It's the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title."

Dina's an idea thief?  There's a shock!  But what isn't is that both of these dimwits are still trying to bleed every ounce of money and fame out of their kids.  Now, that?  That sounds exactly like them.

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Barron Hilton Is Sentenced For DUI

Paris Hilton's little bother, Barron, plead "no contest" and was sentenced to three years probation Wednesday in connection with his drunk driving arrest in California.

Hilton's attorney, Richard Hutton, entered the plea on behalf of the 18-year-old, who wasn't in court.

Hilton pleaded no contest to driving under the influence with a blood-alcohol level above California's 0.08 percent legal limit and unlawful possession of a false license. The charges were filed following a February drunken driving arrest in Malibu.

Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner H. Jay Ford sentenced Hilton to three years' probation, fined him $2,000.00, suspended his license for a year and ordered him to spend time at the Los Angeles County morgue, which will fulfill one of three alcohol-education programs Hilton was ordered to complete.

The Jackson 5: Where Are They Now?

Several brothers of pop stars Michael and Janet Jackson are said to be struggling career-wise despite their more famous siblings' success over the years.

The New York Post says that while both Michael and Janet have enjoyed very lucrative music careers, several of their siblings have not enjoyed similar success - and are struggling just to get by.

Original Jackson Five member Marlon, now 51, has gone from the Top 10 to stocking shelves at a San Diego supermarket, while Michael's 46-year-old brother, Randy, has taken to fixing cars in Los Angeles and reportedly waiting on a financial gift from brother Michael.

The eldest Jackson brother, 56-year-old Jackie, who has seen a music producing and Internet sales career fail, is now attempting to help his son find success in the music industry.

Frank DiLeo, who managed Michael's 'Bad Tour,' told the Post the pop star had a falling out with his siblings and has never looked back:

"Michael was not going to work with the family again. He was concerned only about building his legacy. He had to be bigger than Elvis."

Daily Offenders

Jennifer Lopez's $6 Million Cover - Circus Hour

Britney's Kids Don't Like Their Mommy Visits - Mollygood

The Lohan Girls: Old Before Their Time - Ayyyy

Amy Winehouse Likes To Snort Vodka - Gabsmash

Madonna's On The "Don't Call It a Comeback" Trail - PopSugar

STFU, John Mayer - I'm Not Obsessed

Someone Needs A Timeout

You know how we all bitch and moan every time US Weekly or Life & Style runs yet another story about how Jennifer Aniston STILL isn't over Brad and it's all Angelina's fault and Jen still wants Brad's babies and Brad still talks to Jen and Angie can't stand that and blah de blah blah?  Blame morons like Angie's loudmouth, "hey, somebody notice me!" brother,  James Haven.  In an interview with Grazia magazine (via Page Six) the dim bulb explains with Brangelina didn't go to a pre-Oscar party that the triangle were co-hosting.

"Angie is an incredibly strong but also incredibly sensitive woman, and she would always be careful when another woman's feelings are concerned go out of her way to make sure there was no situation that would hurt another woman because of her, and I'm talking about a situation like one of Brad's ex partners or his ex-wife."

Thank you, Dr. Phil.  I mean, why?  Why does he feel it's necessary to do these things?  I refuse to believe Angie wants him to--she's far too media aware for that.  It's more like Jamie's not get the attention he used to get when he was his sister's date for premieres and such, and now that she's gone beyond kissing her brother in inappropriate ways he just can't cope.  Maybe he should get a puppy.  Or a therapist.

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Get Ready For Bad Reality TV

It's official: Dina Lohan's self-serving reality show, titled "Living Lohan," will make its television debut this summer on E!, People reports.   The show is going to focus on 14-year-old Ali and her quest to become famous.  Or, as Dina likes to call her "my second chance." 

Per E!:

“The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today.  “This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.”

Entertaining?  Well, there are people who find "Jerry Springer" entertaining, so I guess that's true.  Relatable?  Seriously?  I mean, sure, I have no doubt there are stage mothers in training out there who would love to see their leader push and prod her kids into show business no matter what the cost.  But enough to make her a media darling?  Oh, Dina (and E!), keep dreaming!

Filming has already been happening, but the next round with begin on March 17 in NYC, and a Las Vegas shoot where Ali--poor, wannabe-like-Lindsay Ali--will be recording. 

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