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Miley Cyrus Earns More Than Jessica Alba

PARADE's annual "What People Earn" issue will hit on Sunday, so here's a look at what some of your favorite celebs are bringing home {in no particular order}:

Miley Cyrus: $18.2 million
Katherine Heigl: $11 million
Jessica Alba: $9 million
Dr. Phil McGraw: $90 million
Steven Spielberg: $110 million
Ryan Seacrest: $12 million
Mariska Hargitay: $7 million
Tiger Woods: $115 million
Jeff Foxworthy: $10 million
Oprah Winfrey: $260 million
Mary-Kate Olsen: $17 million
Gisele Bundchen: $33 million
Eli Manning: $11.5 million
50 Cent: $33 million
Carrie Underwood: $7 million

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Sarah Jessica Parker And Ellen Page: Compare And Contrast

SJP and Ellen Page at a screening of their upcoming film, "Smart People," last night.  Now, obviously, these two are nothing alike.  Ellen's still a relative newcomer (albeit a newcomer with an Oscar nomination under her belt) and Sarah Jessica's been around for decades. 

But if you look at their styles, you would think Ellen was the older of the two.  Look, there's nothing wrong with being a conservative dresser, but, c'mon, she's 21--a bit of color is allowed.  She always looks like she's on her way to a funeral. 

In contrast, SJP looks she's getting ready to film more scenes for "Sex and the City."  We get it: you're Carrie Bradshaw.  Ugh, just typing that reminds me that the movie is coming out next month.  I just know it's going to be a huge letdown.  That show should've been allowed to stay "as is."  They ended it nicely, why muck it up now?  The only way I could handle seeing it is if I made a drinking game and took a shot every time SJP says "Hello, lov-ah!"  Of course, I'd be passed out within the first twenty minutes, but that might not be a bad thing.

"Smart People" opens April 11th and also stars Dennis Quaid and Thomas Haden Church--two guys I love.  They may be reason enough to give it a shot.

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Still Sore: West A No-Show At MTV "TRL"

West & 50 Cent on BET "106 & Park" on Tuesday. Licensed photos for this post provided by PR NewsFoto.

The much-anticipated battle between rappers 50 Cent and Kanye West began in record stores yesterday, as both albums hit store shelves and while the two did make an appearance together Tuesday on BET's "106th and Park" in a special show called "Clash of The Titans," (West brought Jay-Z for support), West completely blew off his scheduled MTV appearance in protest, saying MTV disrespected him at the Video Music Awards on Sunday because they didn't let him perform on the main stage and also because although he was bestowed 5 nominations, he still went home empty handed.

"Kanye's not too happy with MTV," "TRL" host Damien Fahey explained. "He walked away from the VMAs very empty-handed. He won't be here."

Of course, 50 Cent, promoting his "Curtis" (Aftermath/Interscope) album, was more than happy to take center stage on the show, joking, "He's nervous. You think he had a problem with MTV? Nah. He knew he had to be here today...He was like, 'You don't want to give me no trophies? OK, I quit.'"

"My album is the pinnacle of what music is at that time," West said. "It's clearly the best album that you can buy."

"Kanye West doesn't stand a chance," 50 Cent said on BET's "106th and Park," adding, "It's not actual beef. It's just being competitive."

So far, it seems Kanye is leading the pack, while 50 Cent and country crooner Kenny Chesney are battling it out for second place.

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