Suri Cruise: The Tap Dance Kid
The Queen of Scientology, Katie Holmes, took daughter Suri to tap dance class yesterday. On the plus side? The kid has shoes on for a change. But...no socks with tap shoes? Shouldn't that kind of pain be limited to divas on a red carpet? I picture that poor kid's feet covered in blisters. Someone save Suri!
I am, however, hoping that tap class is Suri's first step towards freedom. She's got to strengthen those little legs in order to run far, far away from her crazy parents. Though, let's face it, the kid should be taller than Daddy Tommy in about 5 months. That right there will give her a huge advantage.
P.S. Did Katie cut her bangs again? Between the hair and the glasses, she's really channeling Johnny Depp's Willie Wonka.
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Wait...how old is she and why isn't she wearing socks? I took tap dancing from 4-8 years old and if I wore my tap shoes without socks, there would be no way I would have been able to do anything but rub the blisters on my heels. Something is very wrong in Tomkat Land.
Posted by:Tina | May 16, 2008 at 10:17 PM
This has nothing to do with the fact that Angelina and Brad's kids were just photographed in dance gear last week, I'm sure.
Posted by:Juliet | May 17, 2008 at 04:37 PM