Paris Hilton Unveils New Hair Extensions Line

Paris Hilton unveiled her new hair extensions line in NYC on Thursday.  Which means, I guess, that people are supposed to pay to get these things?  Is there really THAT much of a market for hair extensions that Wonky needs to be pushing them, too?  Isn't it bad enough that Ken Paves and Jessica Simpson hawk theirs fake hair?  How many of these celebutards' fashion accessories do we need?  And, I don't know, Paris is so, just, you know....icky (<---college education, folks) that I can't imagine wanting to put something with her name associated with it on my head.  I mean, does it come with a supply of antibiotics?

Having said that--and because it's the end of the week and I'm feeling generous--I will say that she has managed to work her entitled butt off and make a brand name of herself.  I do give her credit for that.  But, now, really--I just wish she'd go away.

OK, so that was halfway generous.  Let's not push it.

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