Nicole Kidman Gestates In Nashville

Nicole Kidman continued to gestate in Nashville this weekend.  Clearly off the Botox, as I spy a lovely little frown line in between her eyes.  Not a big deal, Nicole--you really just need to accept them.  They're not a lot of fun, but a wrinkle or two?  Much preferable to a waxy, expressionless face.

So Nicole spent Mother's Day without her two older children.  Again.  But, according to Tom Cruise, she can see them "whenever."  As long as whenever coincides with February 31st and rivers running red with blood.  Oh, to really know what was going on there...

I'm not even going to bother address the size of Nic's belly.  She looks fine to me and I'm so over the stupid surrogate talk.  All I can say is thank God I'm not a pregnant, public figure, as they can't win.  They're either too big or too small.  When it comes to fetuses, the Goldilocks theory seems to apply.  Rarely is anyone "just right."

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