Jessica Alba Gets Married

Jessica Alba and her baby daddy, Cash Warren, did the unthinkable: they actually got married before their kid was born.  Don't they have the celebrity handbook?  First the baby, then the wedding--preferably something over-the-top and ostentatious.  In a castle usually works well, too.

But, no, Alba decided to go nuts and get married in a Beverly Hills courthouse, People reports.  Jessica was casually dressed in a long blue dress and had her hair in a ponytail.  What?  No designer gown?  No Ken Paves' disaster hairstyle?  This isn't computing.  Per a source:

"She looked happy but nervous."

The two arrived at the courthouse around 11 a.m. on Monday and applied for the marriage license.  Forty minutes later they were saying "I do."  And, seriously?  My respect for Jessica just went up tenfold.  Not because of the whole marriage-before-baby thing--like I care about that.  No, rather she didn't make a holy stink of her most sacred day and pimp it out to the press for weeks, if not months, on end prior to the day.  Good job, Jess!

So, whadda ya think?  Three years, tops?  What?

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[lisa]

and she's a cutie, too.