Katie Holmes Wants Another Baby
Wow, Tom Cruise is really in defensive mode. How do I know that? Well, besides the ubiquitious appearances on Oprah and him dragging his Stepford Wife all over NYC to prove his love, comes a story that Katie has now decided she's ready to bless the world with another Cruise baby. Ewww, she must need the pay bump. Er, I mean, awwww...how sweet.
Supposedly, close friends (read: Tom disguising his voice) told E! that it's baby-making time for Katie.
"She said she's got the itch.Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister."
Of course she would! Because Super Suri is a wonder child! She loves everything. When contacted, Suri had no comment but "sources" say she's thrilled as she's tired of handling all Daddy's p.r. needs on her own.
As for Maverick? Well, he's all for it, naturally. Because that man likes nothing better than having sex-ay time with his lady.
"He said if Katie wants to make another baby, she doesn't have to ask twice. He always wanted more. It was Katie who has been holding off. Until now."
Funny, you know what I just realized? It's May. Do you know what happens nine months from now? Tom's doomed "Valkyrie"--or as I like to call it, "My God, People, I'm Trying To Kill Hitler Here--Will You Cut Me Some Slack"--is set to be released. What better way to get the uber attention Tommy so desires than to time another miraculous birth to coincide with a movie opening. And, besides, it's not like Katie has anything else going on to take up her time.
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Tom's doomed "Valkyrie"--or as I like to call it, "My God, People, I'm Trying To Kill Hitler Here--Will You Cut Me Some Slack"--is set to be released.
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LOL- Scarlett!! Love it!! I can no longer access the TK craziness on FreeKatie from work, but I'm happy to say I can still enjoy all your snark here.
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statkika
Posted by:statkika06 | May 09, 2008 at 02:44 PM