Tom Cruise Calls Out The Lawyers...Again

Note to any would-be authors out there with a Tom Cruise story to tell: you might want to change the names to protect the guilty if you have a prayer in Hell of seeing the tale get to print.  Like, call him Tim Cluise or something.  Trust me, that minor change will be enough to throw him off the scent.  Just a word of advice. 

If only Randy Jones, aka the cowboy from "The Village People," had thought to do this.  Perhaps then we'd all get to read about the time he met Tommy--er, I mean Timmy--back in 1982, when Tom was still  just a kid and the stick hadn't yet found its home in his backside.  As Randy tells it:

"Tom and I had the same management company at the time.  I met him at a party Andy Warhol threw for Peter Gatien's Limelight [nightclub offshoot] in Atlanta."

Let me guess: there were lots of men in leather chaps serving pink ladies while Bette Midler's greatest hits were being piped in.  Unfortunately, we'll never know, as after Tom's attorney heard about this book and made a few calls, suddenly the book's editor said that part of the book?  Buh-bye.

I can only hope that Suri is taking copious notes and, one day, we'll finally get that tell-all.  I'm counting on you, Suri!

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this is what was cut out of the book